the snow blonde

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Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 17-Dec-2006 10:35:13

Now, does this say something about blondes or Ohioians. How about it Becky?

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One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Ohio



were listening to the radio during breakfast.



They heard the announcer say,



"We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.



You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street,



so the snowplows can get through."



So the good wife went out and moved her car.



A week later while they are eating breakfast again,



the radio announcer said,



"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.



You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street,



so the snowplows can get through."



The good wife went out and moved her car again.



The next week they are again having breakfast,



when the radio announcer says,



"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.



You must park..."



Then the electric power went out.



The good wife was very upset,



and with a worried look on her face she said,



"Honey, I don't know what to do.



Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can
get through?"



With the love and understanding in his voice



that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit,



the husband replied,



"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

Really, I don't make this stuff up, it's true.

Bob

Post 2 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 17-Dec-2006 12:08:06

lol

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 17-Dec-2006 12:32:53

Are you sure they weren't in Michigan?

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 17-Dec-2006 19:38:12

could be.
How about it Grace?

Bob

Post 5 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Sunday, 17-Dec-2006 20:16:20

couldn't be in NYC nobody fucking drives they all take cabs and trains.